About

Stars and Moon is a story currently being written on a part-time, non-profit basis by an individual who values his privacy. It's a work of 100% fiction and is not intended to resemble daily life (except perhaps in the parts where it does) although it does occasionally take the mick and poke fun at certain aspects of life as we know it today, on the 100% fictitious sunny island-state Empire of Singaland. Take it with a pinch of salt or a dash of sauce, else it'll be bound to give you a case of severe indigestion. And please do not report me to the police or you'll never find out how the story ended.

At the time of conception it was intended to be a very short story running to about three chapters, but unfortunately as in all bad sci-fi flicks it appears to be taking on a life of its own and consuming the author's time and effort exponentially, with very little in the way of payback. (cue requests for paypal donations. Nah I'll save that for when I'm more broke.)

It was also supposed to be a multi-author concoction - a grand weaving of a tall cocktale with garnishings of toilet humour, alien sex, interdimensional portals and whipped-cream (I like whipped cream) incorporated for best effect, shaken, not stirred. Unfortunately none of the co-writers on DrGoat.com appear to have the little spherical objects or intestinal fortitude to join in this piece of crap work, and so the writer will just have to labour on laboriously, all by his lonely little self.

Would you like to have a say in where this rather convoluted (and by no means finalized) and less than believable plot will meander to next? Would you like to consider joining in the fray? (co-writers will be selected based on quality of their work / sexual favours) Would you like to make suggestions as to how to improve this site? (eg email notification of updates, alternative layout etc)
Would you like to send us gifts of your eternal gratitude and worship? (note : all gifts will be stringently screened for explosivity / concealed weapons of mass destruction / poisons, biological or otherwise) Would you like to enlist with our Army for Utter Domination of the Internet and One day, the World Muahahahaha? If so, please also contact our AUDIWOM(uahahaha) sergeant major.

(oops. our editors tell us that this position has already been taken by the character "Pink"'s real-life alter-ego - should she have one, of course, but since this is a work of 100% fiction she doesn't. cough.)

- Simply click on the guestbook button which we have thoughtfully provided on your left and leave us your remarks. Please note that it will take us approximately one month to process your applications, which we will duly dully and dutifully mull over, contemplate, debate, and then proceed to utterly ignore.

Whatever you do, do not under any circumstance email the writer.

That is all.